shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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