i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
