You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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