so that wasnt chicken after all
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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