she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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