drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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