hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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