i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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