If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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