I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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