sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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