I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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