No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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