Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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