Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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