A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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