He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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