if i died would you start the facebook group?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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