It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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