Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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