i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The struggles of a small town man whore
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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