We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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