wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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