what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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