East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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