summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
In America we eat man semen.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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