ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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