why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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