do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Randomize
