Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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