This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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