shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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