we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Will exercising make me less horny?
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