So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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