O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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