Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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