You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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