I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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