Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It's just like the Real World with babies
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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