I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
im holly from the hills drunk
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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