nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Never joke about your clitoris.
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