Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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