Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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