The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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