OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
