how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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