He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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