You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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