she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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