if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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