I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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