I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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