guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He called his prostate his "boner button".
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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