and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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