Do you still have your period?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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